<embed src="www.theonion.com"type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="430"flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FKAFKA_AIRPORT_article.jpg&videoid=94031&title=Prague%27s%20Franz%20Kafka%20International%20Named%20World%27s%20Most%20Alienating%20Airport">Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport